intro=[("💜","This game is now blessed 💜"),("🏳️⚧️","I'm Sakimori,"),("🌺","and i'm xvi! the sim16 goddesses are live and on-site, bringing you today's game."),("🎆","Get hyped!!")]
strikeoutlooking=["watches a slider barely catch the outside corner. Hang up a ꓘ!",
"looks at a fastball paint the inside of the plate, and strikes out looking.",
"can't believe it as the ump calls strike 3 on a pitch that could have gone either way!",
"freezes up as a curveball catches the bottom edge of the zone. strike iii!"]
strikeoutswinging=["swings at a changeup in the dirt for strike 3!",
"can't catch up to the fastball, and misses strike iii.",
"just misses the cutter and strikes out with a huge swing."]
groundout=["hits a sharp grounder to {}! they throw to first and get the out easily.",
("tries to sneak a grounder between third base and the shortstop, but it's stopped by {} with a dive! They throw to first from their knees...","and force the groundout!"),
"hits a routine ground ball to {} and is put out at first.",
("pulls a swinging bunt to {}, who rushes forward and throws to first...","in time! {} is out!")]
flyout=[("shoots a line drive over {}'s head...","They leap up and catch it! {} is out!!"),
"is out on a routine fly ball to {}.",
("hits a high fly ball deep to center! this one looks like a dinger...","{} jumps up and steals it! {} is out!"),
"lines a ball to first, and it's caught by {} for the easy out.",
("hits a shallow fly to short center field, this might get down for a base hit...","{} dives forward and catches it! We love to see it, 16.")]
fielderschoice=["hits a soft grounder to shortstop, and {} forces {} out the short way. {} reaches on fielder's choice this time.",
"sharply grounds to third, and the throw over to {} forces {} out with a fielder's choice."]
doubleplay=["grounds to {}. the throw to second makes it in time, as does the throw to first! {} turn the double play!",
"hits a grounder tailor-made for a double play right to {}. Two quick throws, and {} do indeed turn two!"]
sacrifice=[("hits a deep fly ball to right field, and {} looks ready to tag up...","They beat the throw by a mile!"),
"sends a fly ball to deep center field, and {} comfortably tags up after the catch."]
walk=["watches a changeup miss low, and takes first base for free.",
"is given a walk after a slider misses the zone for ball iv.",
("takes a close pitch that just misses inside, and is awarded a base on balls.","saki. did you really just call it that? in [current year]?"),
"is walked on iv pitches.",
"jumps away from the plate as ball 4 misses far inside, just avoiding the hit-by-pitch and taking first on a walk."]
single=[("tries to sneak a grounder between third base and the shortstop, but it's stopped by {} with a dive! They throw to first from their knees...","but they beat the throw! {} is safe at first with a hit."),
"hits a soft line drive over the infield, and makes it to first as it lands in the grass for a single.",
"shoots a comebacker right over second base and pulls into first safely, racking up a base hit."]